At Little Skirmish we make ordering military hardware just as easy as buying shoes online — only slightly more explosive.
Through our user-friendly platform you can configure your ideal conflict in just a few clicks. Tanks, drones, night-vision goggles, air defence or a modest dose of strategic escalation: everything neatly categorised for your convenience.
Little Skirmish only performs a limited number of checks to verify who is supplying whom.
We strongly believe in trust between people. Extra checks would not only be expensive, but could also disrupt the spontaneous dynamics of international tensions.
Not because we're in favour of war. We're radically against it. The only result is suffering.
But the sooner everyone is armed, the sooner we can get back to business as usual.
Don't forget: the best defence against an F-35…
…is actually two of them.
Note: satirical website created during an experiment in AI research.